Groom's speech, written.

Thank everyone, then speak to her. Your stories, your voice, in 1 day. $49.

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Three steps. One day.

1

Tell us your stories

Who to thank and why, how you met, the moment you knew, two or three stories that are just you two.

2

We write the speech

Only from your stories, in your voice, with the thank-yous in the right order. Nothing made up.

3

You read it out loud

Ready in 1 day, with a large-type reading copy and pause marks before the part to her. One free round of changes.

Before and after

Your stories. Words you can stand up and say.

Before: the notes“Thank Hannah's parents Sue and Rob, my mum, people who flew from Perth. Met at a pub quiz, she corrected my answer and we lost anyway. Knew when she drove 3 hrs to bring my dad's watch back from the garage. She says ‘right, plan’ when things go wrong. Toast the bridesmaids.”
After: the opening“We met at a pub quiz. Hannah was on the other team. In round three she leaned over, told me my answer was wrong, and she was right, and we lost anyway, because it turns out being right is not the same as winning. I have been losing to her, happily, ever since.”

Sample. Dan, Hannah and everyone in it are made up.

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The groom's speech, 4 to 6 minutes, plus a reading copy

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£39 in the UK (VAT included) · A$75 · C$65

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Who do I have to thank, and in what order?

Tell us everyone who should be thanked and why. We put them in the usual order: her parents, your parents, the guests who travelled, the bridal party, the best man, and the bridesmaids last for the toast. Each one gets a line, not a paragraph, so the speech is about her and not a list.

Will it sound like me?

Yes. It is built from your stories and the way you talk about her, in the tone you choose: warm, funny where you are funny, plain where you are plain. You read it and change anything before the day.

What if the wedding is this week?

Say the date on the form. The speech is ready within 1 day of payment, and one round of changes comes back the same day.

Every line comes from the stories you give us. We never invent names, dates or stories, no jokes at your partner's expense, and we leave out anything you ask us to. You read it and change what you like before the day. Refund: if it is late, or you are unhappy within 7 days and we cannot fix it, you get your money back. Best man or maid of honour? That is the main speech page. A parent? The father of the bride speech.

Tell us your stories

Take your time. Rough notes are fine. You get an order code and we start writing.

The more real detail, the better the speech. Nothing you leave out will be invented.
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